The Ghostwriter

Sometimes the voice you most want saying these words belongs to a best friend, your sister, your dad - not a stranger. This is how you get both: the depth and craft of a fully bespoke ceremony, in the hands of the person who knows you best. I do the listening, the shaping and the writing; they get a ceremony that's genuinely good to say out loud, and a moment that could only ever come from someone who loves you.

And your person won't be left to sink. I prepare them properly: a script written for their voice, stage directions so they always know what's next and coaching until the nerves turn into excitement. No winging it, no reading it cold. Just someone you love, standing up and doing you proud.

How we work together:

  1. 01

    HELLO

    A first call about your vision and about who's stepping up to deliver it.

  2. 02

    REFLECTION

    The same deep dive into your story, your people and what you want the room to feel.

  3. 03

    Your person's session

    A dedicated conversation with your chosen presenter before I write a word, so they're part of it from the start.

  4. 04

    THE WRITING

    A complete, delivery-ready ceremony written for their voice, with stage directions and timing notes, refined with you until it's right.

  5. 05

    THE COACHING

    Delivery, pacing, nerves and how to hold a room, so they walk in genuinely excited.

  6. 06

    THE DAY

    The mic is theirs. You simply get to watch someone you love do you proud.

Sound like your cup of tea?

If this feels right for you, click below so we can set up a connection call and get the ball rolling.

What's included

01

A ceremony written from scratch

Drawn from your real story and shaped to be felt — never a template with your names dropped in.

02

Written for their voice

A complete, delivery-ready script that sounds like your person at their best — not a formal script read cold.

03

Stage directions & timing

So your presenter always knows what's next, where to pause, and how the whole thing flows.

04

A session just for your person

Time with them before I write, so the ceremony is theirs to deliver from the very first line.

05

Coaching until they're ready

Delivery, pacing and nerves worked through, so quiet confidence replaces the nerves.

06

Words to keep

A keepsake copy of the finished ceremony, yours to hold on to long after the day.

One fee, everyone ready

It covers everything but the delivery itself — the reflection, the writing, your person's dedicated session and coaching, and a keepsake script to keep. The only thing left for the day is for someone you love to stand up and mean it.

Investment

£850

Travel within 50 miles of Bourne included for in-person sessions; further afield, we meet by video.

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    They bring the love;

    I bring the craft.

    By the day, they'll be more than ready.